Will you draw my dog?
I might if I'm not too stressed. Click on the commissions page for more info.
Where can I buy your cards in the real world?
I have four wonderful stockists:
I also sell the cards myself at Bristol's St. Nicholas Market and The Harbourside Market. But you'll have to check my Twitter to find out when I'm there.
Can I stock your beautiful cards in my cool, small, independent retail shop?
Of course, get in touch.
Can you explain this joke to me?
As E. B. White and Katharine S. White pointed out, explaining a joke is a bit like dissecting a frog: You might learn a lot about it in the process, but you end up with a dead frog. But yeah, I'll try if you send me a message.
The most basic reason is that I love dogs. I begged for a dog for years and my parents got me Billie when I was 15 and missed a year of school due to ill health. Their idea was to give me a bit of company and a reason to gradually build up my exercise and sort of re-engage with the world. And it worked. And she’s the most drawn/photographed dog on Earth and a trusted friend and advisor.
But if I was going to get more art-talky I’d say dogs are an interesting subject for art because they reflect us in a really interesting way. Depending on who you ask we either domesticated or coevolved with dogs, but regardless we’ve been selectively breeding them for a long time. And unlike other animals we do this with – usually for food – we’ve bred dogs to be colleagues and companions. And so you can look at dogs and see what it is that we’d want in a friend. We laugh at dogs for being so needy but dogs are so needy because we bred from the needy ones because they were our favourites because we want to feel needed.
Alongside that, dogs, like us, sometimes struggle with contemporary society. They’re little anxious, needy wolves and they sometimes find the little niche we’ve left them difficult. But bear in mind wolves aren’t anything like how they’re often villainously portrayed.
What else do you do?
I'm supposed to be doing a PhD in philosophy - on empathy and naturalistic metaethics, to be precise - but my anxiety is currently preventing me from progressing.
Do you really get frequently asked these questions?
No, but I might do one day. It's best to be prepared.